Kill the Jester: A Royal Decree from Mar-a-Lago

In the twilight court of King Ego I, where truth is treason and loyalty is a loyalty oath, even jesters aren’t safe. When satire hits too close to the throne, the next executive order is comedy beheading — and the court broadcaster knows exactly which way the blade swings. Colbert’s crime? Pointing out the obvious: broad-daylight grifts, hush-money side quests, and ridiculous international capers pulled off with all the subtlety of a brass band on fire.