Trump declaring a National Emergency because he can't get his wall built is like those doorknobs who dial 911 because their chicken nuggets aren't cooked right.

12 Jan 2019

Thanks, Pete. I've actually been knocking out a bunch of stuff lately, but it's all been US-specific issue pieces (US Federal cannabis scheduling) or just riffing on the ongoing Liberal/DNC neo-McCarthyist shit-flinging freak show. But, yeah, this is the first "international" issue thing I've done since, like last December, the Nse Ramon thing. The DNC Russophobic hysteria is a cartoonist's gold mine, but it's beating my brain into hamburger.

09 Apr 2018

Oh, c'mon, guys... don't tell me y'all have never undressed the Statue Of Liberty with your eyes.
Actually, as the model was a 19th Century French woman, she actually looks pretty ripe under there.

"Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful..." -- the Who.

09 Apr 2018

Probably for the same reason Nazis called themselves "socialists".

08 Sep 2017

The real America? You better believe it, pal.
I was a young kid in the '60s, so I've been living that shit.

17 Aug 2017

Of course, compared to the US, Russia and China, Kim Jong-Un is just messing around with bottle rockets in Mom and Dad's back yard.

09 Aug 2017

Well done, my man. Well done.

Mind you, you could paint this Insane Clown Posse makeup on pretty much any leader of any major nuclear power, and it'd work.

09 Aug 2017

After "The 39 Steps", one of my all-time favorite Hitchcock movies.
"You're evil! YOU brought the birds here!"

24 Jun 2017

Honestly, and the US media are INSISTING that I be pants-wetting scared of this tinhorn.
I wouldn't be surprised if all that test launch footage on DPRK State TV was just some outtakes from an old kaiju movie.

Either that, or they'd just upgraded their Mission Control to Windows 10.

18 Apr 2017

Y'know, I get the sneaking suspicion that all that missile-launch footage that DPRK State TV was blasting out was just outtakes from an old kaiju movie -- y'know, like, an old Gamera flick or something.

17 Apr 2017

Tah-daaahhhh! Brilliant! Just brilliant!
You aren't by any chance a big Jan Vermeer fan, are you?

17 Apr 2017

As I was fond of saying during the Obama Years: Hope in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.

18 Nov 2016

No doubt the executives who masterminded the massive emissions data fraud will remain employed.

18 Nov 2016

Hey, I'm cool with it, especially if one of them is Lena Dunham, or Cher.

10 Nov 2016

Relieved everybody's digging it. I was worried that the "I Voted" sticker bit was too much of an "inside joke" for Americans.

The US media last night were packed with starry-eyed, stirring exhortations about voting and civic duty and democracy, but all I could think of were all the people who actually did the voting -- all those people couldn't break out of the two-party trap and felt compelled to drag their ragged, mass-media beat-down asses to the polls, their brains beaten into hamburger by US media disinformation and asshattery.

09 Nov 2016

Oh, jeezus, Pete, that's just friggin' grotesque. So, I gave it an upvote.

09 Nov 2016

Y'know, I did a grand total of one -- count 'em, ONE -- Trump cartoon in this whole campaign (but it was a good one). Now we're doomed to four years of bad hair jokes.

09 Nov 2016

Thanks, guys.
"Smashing Blackberries" is going to be the name of my Grunge Revival tribute band.

09 Sep 2016

Just threw my vote in on this. You've perfectly summed up the state of American voters for the past thirty-odd years.

03 Sep 2016

Too bad I could only vote for this cartoon once. Bravo!

29 Aug 2016