Trumpism

Trump's Midnight Venezuela Heist: Activating Global Wolfpack Law!
Wake up, world, from your delirious pipe dream! Trump sneaked into Venezuela under the cloak of night like a thief in the dark, snatched Maduro right from his presidential bed like a cat clawing a rat, and dragged him off to Washington for a kangaroo court before his handpicked judge. "Behold, a brand-new jungle law!" And there struts Trump, flaunting the keys to Caracas's palace, swinging wide the gates of hell for every greedy dictator dreaming of his neighbors' turf tomorrow.
Don't be shocked if China pulls a midnight rampage on Taiwan soon, kidnaps its new president, and hauls him to Beijing for trial on "Red Dragon betrayal" charges.
Putin’s jiggling with glee in Moscow, scheming to yoink Zelenskyy straight from his presidential pad in Kyiv, then mock-trials him for "rebellion against the new Tsarist Russia."
And Gaza? ... Israel chimes in: "Thanks, Trump—we're taking notes!" Every wolf salivating over his neighbor's land will now crow: "This is Trump's sleazy law, and we're learning from it—watch us apply it."Welcome to America's spanking-new jungle world, where might is the only law and presidential palaces are prime spots for nocturnal hunting season.