Cliff? What Cliff?

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Well, it's time once again for our Crisis Of The Month Club, this month featuring a slab of lame kabuki theater called "The Fiscal Cliff", another round of cheap drama to provide cover for the Democrats' and GOP's collusion on the dismantling of Social Security and Medicare. And, of course, you know what this means, everybody -- time to PANIC! GO ON, PANIC! FREAK OUT! CRAP YOUR PANTS! SCREAM AND CRY! RUN AROUND LIKE HEADLESS CHICKENS! OH GOD WE'RE GOING OVER THE CLIFF! AAAUUUGGGHHHH!