Cheap Watch Scam and Ripped Off Biden Peace Plan

How adorable that the mainstream press still behaves like an overeager chorus line in a Billy Wilder newsroom comedy— Every single time anew racing for the phones, hats dropping to the floor, ties askew, cigarette dangling, yelling “Stop the presses!” each time Trump claims to have reinvented diplomacy, gravity, or the concept of truth itself. You’d think after 886 consecutive false starts—each one aging like unrefrigerated yogurt—they might hesitate before sprinting toward the next mirage. But no: “This time,” they whisper, “this one’s real.” Spoiler alert—it’s not.

One wonders why it is only the late-night comics (when they haven’t been cancelled), and a scattering of anodyne humorists and cartoonists marooned on Substack, who seem to possess the correct reflexes in these moments — the instinctive twitch that says, “Wait, surely this can’t be real?”

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